Currently Listening Running With Scissors By "Weird Al" Yankovic see related

Fuck zombies.

There's nothing scary about zombies. Zombies suck. If zombies are so great, who have they ever killed? Nobody. You never hear about them in the news. They're just pointless.

How can a person get killed by a zombie, anyway? I can't see it happening. They slowly hobble their way up to you, then they try to bite you? Only pussies bite people.

Why are zombies everywhere? Like in Resident Evil, they're almost the only bad guy in the whole game. And the only reason a zombie can kill the main guy is because he's just as slow. Even when you have them run, you can't get away because they handle like remote-control cars. Except they suck. Everyone loves Resident Evil, but it's a piece of shit. When Resident Evil 4 was released, everyone treated it like it were made by the Almighty, because they finally made one with decent gameplay mechanics. Too bad no one stops playing long enough to notice that it controls just like any other 3D game, and only just caught up to other games with a similar engine. Too bad it's no better than Blinx or Jak and Daxter.

Oh yeah, zombies. Fuck zombies. Thinking they're all fucking sweet because they're defying the laws of nature and being undead like their shit don't stink. Too bad for them that being undead makes their shit stink a hell of a lot worse. And brains can't be too good for their regularity.

Zombies are so easy to kill, a child could do it. I kill zombies in my sleep. Just by turning over, I murder a zombie with my morning wood. Think about how easy it is to kill a zombie when you're awake.

Let's stop making movies with zombies. They've been done to death. Same goes for video games. Zombies suck ass. No more zombies.